You chose: d) Brain Cancer

Hey! Now here's an idea! Maybe... just maybe... that pain in my lower abdomen was indirectly related to the massive tumors breeding in my skull! You're an absolute genius! I must rush and contact Mr. Nobel so he can give you your prize. This is definitely a shocker. I'll have them cut open my head right away. It's a good thing there are people like you out in the world that use their insane intellect to save the people like me. You know, now that I'm diagnosed I'm sure there are some kids with swollen heads somewhere that have a mild case of ovarian cysts. Better jump on that one, cowboy.