Eww... Story Time

It's not for the easy-queasy people. I assume that quite a few of you have heard this story, but for the people that haven't...

There's this girl that lives in Wharton. Let's just call her Kat for the heck of it. Kat has this boyfriend that she's been dating for a while, but she never had sex with him because she wanted to remain a virgin until she was married. Her boyfriend, however, wanted to have sex. Finally she compromised and had oral sex with him. About a week later, Kat noticed strange, irritating boils on and around her mouth. Worried that she might have an STD, she went to the doctor. Kat told him about what she and her boyfriend had done and what she thought it might be. So the doctor examined her and told her that he had some good news and some bad news. The good news was that she didn't have an STD. The bad news was that she had maggots growing inside her lips. Kat freaked out, of course, and wanted to know how that could have happened. The doctor told her that there were two was: 1) have sex with a dead animal, or 2) have sex with a dead person. Kat's boyfriend works at the county morgue.

Kat, your boyfriend is sick. You should probably break up with him. Oh, and don't forget to do something about those maggots. Further evidence that pre-marital sex is a bad idea. I'll have a better blog tomorrow during Library Aid. I had no homework tonight and yet I still get to bed after 10. What a shame.