How emo of me.

So I tried on my bikini today, just to see how terrible I look. Not as bad as it was last time I wore it, but it's still pretty terrible. And there's nothing I can do about it. It's not like it's fat in my legs, just bad genes. Curse you, mother! Anywho, don't invite me to go swimming. Or do anything that involves wearing my bikini. So, I'm ungrounded, and I have my phone back, but it's not working. Apparently Cingular is doing some work on their towers in the area and because my phone is outdated it isn't coping well with the work they're doing. Whatever that work may be. So, if you call me, I won't be able to hear you. You can hear me, but I can't hear you. At least you still get to be graced with my voice. And as a bonus, you can say whatever you want to me and I'll never know that you said anything at all.

I almost died the other day. Raise your hand if you'd cry at my funeral. I was driving back behind Home Depot, and a lady pulled out of it and turned left into the one-way lane that I was in, and almost hit me. And then she had the audacity to flail her arms at me like I did something wrong. I'm sure she felt stupid when she figured it out, though. I mean, as she exited Home Depot there was a sign that said "One Way" with an arrow pointing in the one-way direction. But whatever.

Today is another clean the house day. Someone please kill me. Take a lesson from the crazy lady.