You chose: d) Brain Cancer

Hey! Now here's an idea! Maybe... just maybe... that pain in my lower abdomen was indirectly related to the massive tumors breeding in my skull! You're an absolute genius! I must rush and contact Mr. Nobel so he can give you your prize. This is definitely a shocker. I'll have them cut open my head right away. It's a good thing there are people like you out in the world that use their insane intellect to save the people like me. You know, now that I'm diagnosed I'm sure there are some kids with swollen heads somewhere that have a mild case of ovarian cysts. Better jump on that one, cowboy.

You chose: c) Tuberculosis

You didn't really think about this one did you? I mean, honestly... Tuberculosis? I think you're the one with the brain cancer. You might want to go get a cat-scan. That reminds me of my next-door neighbor whose dog died. He took his dog to the vet and asked him what was wrong with his dog and the vet just stared at him and said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your dog is dead." Not believing the veterinarian, he asked for a second opinion. So, the vet brought in a chocolate lab who then walked up to the animal, smelled him, and looked at the vet with his sad puppy eyes. "I'm sorry sir, but I really think your dog is dead," said the vet. "I won't believe it. I won't believe it. I want a third opinion." Not wanting to further upset the man, the doctor brought in a calico who hopped onto the table smelled the dog, and meowed to the vet. "I'm sorry sir, but your dog is definitely dead," the vet told the man. Finally, my neighbor conceded saying with a sigh, "Alright. Thank you, Doctor. How much do I owe you." The veternarian then handed him the bill. "$1000.00!!" said the man. "But all you did was tell me my dog was dead!" The veterinarian then looked at him and said, "That may be true, sir, but the lab test and the cat-scan cost extra." ... You can laugh now. It's a true story, too... maybe... Anyway, I'm pretty sure I don't have Tuberculosis, doofus.

You chose: b) Ovarian Cysts

Eeeeexcellent choice. You chose what I believe to be the true cause of my ailment. Congratulations! Because you think like me, you're considered smart. You followed your nose like Toucan Sam to uncover the evidence: The pain in my middle back, the fact that I was ovulating that week, my mood swings while at the hospital. All of which you weren't actually told in my post. That makes you a mind reader and a witch. The Puritans are watching.

You chose: a) Kidney Stones

Good choice! You used your insane mind skillz to come to this semi-intelligent conclusion. The clues were all there: the pain in my lower abdomen, my inability to hold liquids. However, did you cosider the fact that I have perfect urine? Come on, now. Let's think these things through. Give yourself a pat on the back because you made a logical choice.