Aye-yai-yai

I never have time to post anymore. It saddens me because I always have things to post about and I never get a chance to talk about those things. So in this post I'll talk about everything that I can remember. OK. The furthest back occurrence that I deem post-worthy would have to be my Environmental lab from last Tuesday. We did a sex lab where we all traded "bodily fluids" with each other. One of the students started out with an STD and the point of the experiment was to have it passed on through all of our sex, and then determine who the source was. Guess who the uber slut was. That's right, it was me. I was the one that started out with the highly contagious STD. I'm such a dirty slut. Another thing that I can think of is the journey that Zach, Matt, Ross, and I took to try to see Constantine for free last Tuesday night. I failed. I was the driver and I missed my exit so we wouldn't be on time for the movie. So, we decided to drive around for like another hour looking for a place to eat because we didn't want to waste a perfectly good trip to Houston. We stopped at Olive Garden because I love it there and I was the driver. Zach and Matt owe me money. Then Wednesday Ross and the entire Advanced Theater class was on a TV show. Ross was only shown for like 1 second, though. Then... let me think, what else has happened? Well, Saturday was my mom's birthday. She turned 52. I was telling people it was 53 so I'm taking this moment to correct myself. Of course, if you ask her she'll say she turned 39, like she has for the past 12 years. Saturday was also the night of the SIDS Gala. I was sad that I couldn't dance. Sunday I cleaned the house a lot because that's what we always do for Mom's birthday. Monday was Monday. Today was TAKS day, meaning sleep-in-late day for me. I went to IHOP with a bunch of people and we saw a bunch of people. Then I went to Government and watched the end of a boring Reagan video. I keep on forgetting to go rent "All the President's Men" to make sure that I have it for our Government get-together. I wanted to do it this Saturday, but I couldn't tell everyone that we'd do it this Saturday and then not actually have access to the movie. That would be pointless to have everyone over to not watch the movie. Now then, it's time to talk about my Valentine's Day. I'm sorry to everyone whose Valentine's Day was awful, but mine was good. First I got a box of chocolate hearts from Ross, then he gave me a rose in second period, then he surprised me out by my car after college with another half a dozen roses and took me to his house so we could eat french fries and chicken strips. Now, I know that doesn't sound very good to a lot of you, but those are my favorite things to eat, and Ross knows it. Thank you, Ross. That really was sweet.