The world is mine!

Since I still have plenty of time, I think I’ll post again for the sake of posting. I have an Astronomy test next period. I guess I could always study for that, but studying is so overrated. I’d rather not. Here I am in Peer Tutor, with a whole 25 minutes left. Yesterday I was having a conversation with Kat and she was telling me about a recent Ctrl + Alt + Del comic she read about EA games buying the rights to hell, and I thought… I wonder if I could copyright the Earth. I mean… is it possible? According to Ashley all I have to do to copyright something is mail it to myself. Therefore… I have a plan. I will make a giant address sticker and put it in my street. Then, I could collect enough stamps to account for the weight of the Earth. Unfortunately, the Earth has no weight, only mass. Thus, I’ll make the word “weight” equal to the word “mass” and measure accordingly. So, if the Earth’s mass is 5.98 x 10^24 kg, how many stamps would I need? Or, since I’ll be mailing it to the same address, would I really need any stamps? Either way, the world is mine!! Bwahahahahaha! Bow my minions!

However, I'll only own the Earth for a short amout of time since I expect to be hit by a bus sometime before graduation. It's just inevitable. Don't cry for me Argentina, you're the ones in poverty. Wow, that could be taken in a degrading way. I apologize to any Argentinians that read this post. Jokes aside, who wants me to write them into my will? I'm definitely going to need to give the Earth to someone. Copyrights only last for 70 years, and I'm pretty sure the Earth will be around longer than that. It'll need someone to call master. Go ahead and send your best "I'd make a good master of the Earth" ploy to me at jules_marie1986@hotmail.com. The winner shall be written into my will. May the force be with you.