All About Ashley

Alliteration. She's so clever. Anyway, this post goes out to Ashley. First of all, I have to mention her ugly face several times: Ashley's face is soooooo ugly. Have you seen Ashley's face? It's one of the ugliest things I've ever laid my eyes on. When I see Ashley's face I think, "Wow, she's really ugly." *looks at school ID with Talley's picture on it* Yikes, that's just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen, except that I've seen Ashley's face and you just can't get any uglier than that. For the record, I'm just messing with Talley. I heart her. I don't, however, heart Ashley, because her face is just so ugly. There. Now that that's over with I have a note addressed to Ashley that I think I'll type up on the blog:

To: Ashley
From: A Secret Admirer (Definitely NOT Julie)

L is for the way you look at me.
O is for the only one I see.
V is very very extraordinary.
E is even more than anyone that you adore,
And LOVE is all that I can give to you.
LOVE is more than just a game for two.
If our LOVE can make it, take my heart and please don't break it.
LOVE was made for me and you.
LOVE was made for me and you.

LOVE, Your Secret Admirer That is Absolutely Not Julie