"I mean, I'm weird, man."

• I don't like to set my alarm clock to times ending in 0, 5, or any even number.
• When drinking through a straw, I keep the bottom tip of the straw in the ice of my drink to allow me to sip the coldest part of the liquid.
• I don't like females to touch my face.
  
• When preparing for bed, I have to brush my teeth before I wash my face. If the reverse occurs, I'll simply do both again to correct the mistake.
• I watch the Weather Channel for entertainment.
• If I don't like the way I wrote a word, I'll cross it out and rewrite it until I'm pleased with its appearance.
• At any time in my hours of being awake, there's a 63% chance that I am afflicted by some form of a head or stomach ache. (Don't think I didn't calculate this.)
• I have very small organs and therefore have never won a breath-holding contest, nor have I come in anywhere besides last when it comes to how-much-_______-can-you-shove-in-your-mouth contests.
• I hate the term that's a synonym for "something that really irks you". I refuse to type it out because I cringe at reading or hearing it, but if you don't know what I'm referring to, you're out of luck.
• I think that intelligence is much sexier than physical appearance.
• "Pretty", to me, requires that the person have a great personality accompanying an attractive physical appearance.
• I don't like candy.
• I refuse to drink directly from cans.
• I consider myself an ice connoisseur.
• I'm engaged to about 12 inanimate objects... and none of them know about each other, so don't say anything. Well, the tray return in Sbisa keeps cheating on me, but it always manages to win me back.